my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

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I’m in a dilemma, and I don’t know what to do. My boyfriend has four friends that all want to rent a limo and go out to eat tomorrow for dinner. My boyfriend and I had made plans to hangout and make the day just about us and nobody else. That was before these friends asked if we wanted to join them. I only know one of these guys, and I’m not super fond of him. I have this feeling I won’t really like the other guys either. But my boyfriend seems to really want to go. Ugh.


So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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Orange is The New Black

Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee
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How true, wisdom from a 5 year old


How true, wisdom from a 5 year old

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Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

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[x] & [x]

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when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

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Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
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tbh i just need a hug

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