heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

(via greetings)

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thesylverlining:

heroes-get-made:

thesylverlining

THAT IS A PUFF OF BUN THAT IS A BUN P UFF OHHH MY GOSH

thesylverlining:

heroes-get-made:

thesylverlining

THAT IS A PUFF OF BUN THAT IS A BUN P UFF OHHH MY GOSH

(Source: crunchier, via rosecoveredtardis)

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

image

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This night has gone from bad to- *sounds of atomic bombs dropping, ear-piercing screams, and buildings collapsing*

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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kaworu-phobia:

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the fall of a hero

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aydiosmami:

I FREAKIN WANT IT IM CRYIN’

aydiosmami:

I FREAKIN WANT IT IM CRYIN’

(Source: awwww-cute, via keepcalmandcarion)

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kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

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onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

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queerlava:

all i want in life is to look hot when i laugh

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